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We at the Gazette are not a Satanic cult. Contrary to Herald "reports," Gazette founder Henry Preston was a Presbyterian, and left his estate to his family when he died, not the First Church of the Dark Underlord. We repaved our back parking lot last summer because the city required it, not to cover up a mass grave of virgins. We don't print our Sunday editions with the blood of Christian babies, or infants of any faith...
 
   
   

 

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