Sunday, November 2, 2014
Derek Jeter to New York- 'You're Welcome'
You're welcome for the classy veneer I've given this ball club - and by extension, this city - while winning....
Obama Crafting Plan to Infect ISIS with Ebola
Whitehouse insiders revealed that President Obama was working tirelessly around the clock to combat ISIS with the ebola virus.
"There's got to be a way...
|A member of the United States Senate is sure that everything will be fine so long as no one looks in his basement before Tuesday.
The senator is confident that he'll win re-election, after which he'll continue to feel untouchacle.
"But if they look down there before then, I'm fucked."
The senator refused to go into detail about the exact contents of his basement, or how their revelation...
Embarrassed Joe Biden Told Everyone Press Conference Was About Putin
Ferguson Shop Owner Just Wanted to Watch 'Blue Bloods'
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Fatal Accident Ends in Hilarity
Bert n Ernie Fired from Sesame Street
Bunnylike Creature Kills Five
Doubledown an Experiment in Suggestiblity
Snack Spray Killing Fatties
Bush to Send Flood Victims 'Huck Finn' Rafts
Is Flu Vaccine 'Homo-fying' Americans?
Drone Levels Chicago Suburb, Military Ends 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'
ABS Launches Vampire-Reality Series
(and IJI Accidentally Created Vampires)
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Scranton Strangler Loses Another Victim
We Are Not Satanists!
In Upset, Bumbling Strangler Kills More Prolific Slasher
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