Sunday, January 25, 2015
The Year I Stop Stabbing Hobos
I am the master of my own destiny!
No "habit" or "addiction" will define or control me!
I can beat this thing!
Real Estate Agent Admits She Doesn't Know How Escrow Works, Either
Maggie Wessling, a realtor in Phoenix, AZ, admitted to a room full of people considering local time-share opportunites...
|The head pharmacist at the CVS two blocks from your townhouse is starting to recognize your handwriting on prescriptions, unnamed sources revealed Wednesday.
Philip Herring, who's been a pharmacist for six years, said he's going to have you sign to receive your next bottle of percacets so he can compare the signatures.
He's also going to research Dr. Emerson L. Palmer, whose phone number doesn't seem to work... more
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Bunnylike Creature Kills Five
Doubledown an Experiment in Suggestiblity
Snack Spray Killing Fatties
Bush to Send Flood Victims 'Huck Finn' Rafts
Is Flu Vaccine 'Homo-fying' Americans?
Drone Levels Chicago Suburb, Military Ends 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'
ABS Launches Vampire-Reality Series
(and IJI Accidentally Created Vampires)
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Scranton Strangler Loses Another Victim
We Are Not Satanists!
In Upset, Bumbling Strangler Kills More Prolific Slasher
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