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Writer Discovers Life Just a Long, Strange Quest to Find the Right Pen

In her final moments of life, a famous author realized she had spent her entire existence ...


Comic Con Fans Reject 'Avengers: Age Catches Up' Preview

A Marvel panel at the SDCC 2014 was booed out of the building after presenting a preview of next May's sequel.
Fans summarily rejected the ultra-realistic character development proposed for the 11th...

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Authorities in Missouri are "interviewing" an apparent Powerball Lottery winner as a "person of interest" after he redeemed a ticket while covered in blood and wielding an ax.
"What? I always carry this," said Marshall Pennington, 53, of his bloody weapon while trying to receive his share of the $587.5 million jackpot. more








 
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Hackers Delete Post's Twitter Account
Kim Jong Un to Make 'Red October' Sequel
Uber Driver Wants Me to Read His Script
Great- Now I Can Move These LeBron-Cavs Shirts
Morgan Sent Back to Earth After Stabbing St. Peter in Chest
Justin Bieber Caught Hunting Cuban Orphans on Miami Estate


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National News

America Finds the Limits of 3D

Morning After Post Keeps Plagerizing Our Stories
Drone Levels Suburb, Military Suspends 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'
'America's Got' Judges Unsure If They Want to See Casey Anthony's Talent
Adolecent Trying to Masterbate Through Heatwave Dies of Dehydration
Asshole Proud to Be First Streaker at Memorial
Splitscreen Interviews Make It All Debateable

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IJI Apolo- DAMMIT! DID WE MAKE FUCKING ZOMBIES?

IJI Makes HIV Virus Gigantic, Airborne
Facebook to Stream Movies, Heroin
Lonely TSA Agent Wishes Someone Would Pat Her Down
Lone Gunman's Imaginary Friend Is an Even Bigger Asshole Than He Is
I'm Not Too Drunk to Write-up This Murder-Suicide
Palin Defeats Alien Invaders?
Congress Bails Out Christmas

 

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World News

Snoopy Balloon on Worldwide Killing Spree

Pepsico Agrees to Sponsor Syrian Conflict
Walmart Found to Be the End of ALL Civilizations
Pope- Sex with Post-Op 'Not Gay'
Bin Laden's Kirk Cameron Collection Sold on eBay
Egyptian Protesters Seize Stargate
FedEx Gets Iranian President Beheaded
Afghanistan Eager to Topple American Empire


 

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Fatal Accident Ends in Hilarity

Bert n Ernie Fired from Sesame Street
Bunnylike Creature Kills Five
Doubledown an Experiment in Suggestiblity
Snack Spray Killing Fatties
Bush to Send Flood Victims 'Huck Finn' Rafts
Is Flu Vaccine 'Homo-fying' Americans?
Drone Levels Chicago Suburb, Military Ends 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'
ABS Launches Vampire-Reality Series
(and IJI Accidentally Created Vampires)
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Business
Ford Offering Free Beautiful Detroit House with Purchase of Any 2012 Explorer
Bud Slams Miller for Nazi Ads
Pill Mix-up Causes Hyperboners
Chrysler, Starbucks Merge



VP Biden Ruins Costume Party

Chip Foxx Begrudgingly Endorses Mitt Romney
You Know You Still Need Bill

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Opinions
I Bet My High School Girlfriend Is Ready to Take Me Back, Now That She's a Widow

No One's Going to Read This
Big Weddings Legitimize Any Whore, Even My Cousin



Judges Unsure If They Want to See Casey Anthony's 'Talent'
'Top Fluffer' Setting Records for Viewership, Complaints

 
 

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