Zelda
Conner Banks' Pug, Columnist

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In an attempt to gain more family appeal for its middle-American readership, The Morning After Post placed a cerebral stenography chip, developed by Integrated Technologies to keep tabs on Chrone Osphere, in the head of Zelda, a pug puppy belonging to Conner Banks, a veteran Post reporter, without telling him.
Zelda's take on Banks' home life gives readers a new perspective on a world that's a lot less complicated than they think.