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Your family cell phone plan is now a family survalliance plan! more
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Keep Up with the Japanese!
Hey, JM subscribers! Do you have any idea how much more advanced the technology is in Japan? People on the streets of Tokyo have cell phones with built-in phasers and teleporters and shit we can't even imagine. Do your part to keep America on the same page as Japan- buy a new cell phone every once in a while. Don't wait 'til that contract is up! Be a patriot! Buy the latest, trendiest phone with internet and music videos or whatever the fuck else we've got this week.
So What If We're Saving Your Old Text Messages In a Big Database?
Remember that text you sent, thinking it would just hit your friend's phone and then dissipate into the ethos? Yeah?
Well- good news!
We're saving it, along with billions of others, in our massive computer banks.
Don't worry- we would never violate your privacy... more
