The Morning After Kent






			Your Editor Is Ready to Play Ball Let's Just Skip the Part About Never Seeing Your Daughter Again Poli-Sci Major Gets to Third Base 'Vindictive Goblin' Traumatizing Teens Black Hole Started in Williams Hall Gyro Takes Out a Clever Ad Iranian Student Relieved to Escape KSU Violence Local Racist Still Going to See the New 'Karate Kid' Comic Cleared in Heckler Slaying RETRACTION: there was no pirate treasure buried beneath Sunrise Apts
				So Who Invited the Old Guy?
			My Ex Is Probably Ready to Take Me Back, Now That She's a Widow


		(WARNING: NON-FICTION!)
Kent Contributors
Wes Paxton You Should Get Tested, Michelle	Michelle Donaldson I'm Too Cute to Take This Quiz	Carson Brady Don't Toy with Me, Destiny!	Chuck Simpson Thanks for the Christmas Sweater
Your Daughter Looks Like She'd Be a Great Lay	Will Someone Fuck My Roommate	It's Not That Funny, Stoner	I'm Only Shallow When My Friends Are with Me
Ralph Herring Eminent Domain Can Suck My Ass	Derek Waitlin I'm No Townie	Becky Maximilian This Date Sucks My Ass	Aston Brie I'm Not That Dude, Dude

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	It all makes sense... the morning after.