This week pro-life groups joined the vocal opposition to, "Chrone Osphere: Correspondent in Time," the time-traveling reporter for the JMG News Service who was recently implicated in a sexual harassment suit by White House correspondent Shell Davis.
"This man is an abomination, and he must be stopped," said Joe Scheidler, national director of the Pro-Life Action League. "This time-traveling monster brags about going back in time to erase another human being from existence. 'Chrone' admits to terminatining the life of a man he knew would have grown up to be a contributing member of society."
The "contributing member of society" Scheidler mentioned is "Mr. Parker," a man whose existence cannot be confirmed, as the only proof is mention of him in Chrone Osphere's column.
"He killed him just so he commit statutory rape," said Scheidler.
Scheidler refused to comment on the general consensus that if Parker had once existed, he probably did commit the original sexual act with Ms. Davis, as Chrone Osphere reported in the same column.
"That's just speculation," Scheidler said.
The P.L.A.L. is just the latest group to lodge a formal protest against The Morning After Post and its parent company Jones Media Group over their temporal correspondent, Chrone Osphere.
When the Davis scandal broke, a public outcry against the time-traveler took the country by storm.
The Coalition for Linear Existence was formed to oppose time travel and includes a bi-partisan group of opinion-makers, from spokesman George Clooney to CLE president John McCain.
"Well, this is clearly an issue that affects all of us," said Clooney on Good Morning America last Thursday. "Consider Cameron Davis, Shell's daughter. She took a class at Columbia on the impact of Chrone Osphere in the Spring of 2005 when, by JMG's own records, the temporal news program wasn't started until June of 2006. You tell me if we should be worried."
In the past few weeks, similar groups have been forming around the world to oppose time travel.
However, public opinion could have little effect, as the actions of Chrone Osphere don't fall under any law-enforcement agency's jurisdiction, and no one would know how to stop him anyway.
"It's the ultimate Pandora's Box," said a research scientist who worked on the temporal inversion project at G.E. before it was bought out by International Jones, Inc., and agreed to speak annonymously.
"What you've got to remember is the human factor," he emphasised. "Once time travel exists in one time, it exists in all times. That's the human factor."

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• 'Chrone' Is a Snivelling Man-Child

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