by Philip Waters

January 9, 2012

Presidential candidate Rick Santorum was seen refusing another cappuccino at a New Hampshire Starbucks Monday afternoon.
"The barista said it was 'extra frothy,' then he winked at me," said Santorum.
This wasn't the first time this had happened.
Saturday Santorum was offered some "frothy" clam chowder.
Friday he was offered "frothy" hot chocolate.
The frothiness began in 2003 after Santorum compared gay marriage to beastiality.
Relationship columnist Dan Savage set out on an online campaign to redefine the word "santorum" as a byproduct of anal sex. (read definition now)
For years, the defintition was the first return when googling "santorum."
Last week, after tying in the Iowa caucus, Santorum doubled-down on his old comments by comparing gay marriage to poligamy.
Now he hopes to ride the anti-Romney wave to the Republican nomination- if he doesn't blow too many photo-ops in the meantime.
"Another frothy hot cider, Mr. Santorum?"
The candidate contained a small, worrisome belch while smiling for the cameras.

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