YOUR PORTAL TO EVERYTHING CHIP FOXX:

I'm a Pretty Princess
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Look at me!
Listen to me!
Read me!
You're supposed to love me and want only me. I'm gorgeous!
I'm the prettiest princess at the ball!
You should be nominating me for president, or at least basing you entire decision on what I say.
Fuck the Mormon twins and Bachman and Palin and Gingrich and Perry.
I could win dammit...more

Fine- I'm Soooo Sorry
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Since it's what so many of you seem to need soooooo badly, here you go- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry the arresting officer thought my Hummer was speeding and swerving.
I'm sorry sobriety laws are based around the unreason- able BAC level of .08%.
I'm sorry the arresting officer is...
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