When Does
Political
Correctness
Go Too Far?
by Rick Snipes
Dallas record store owner
Keep Your
Hands Off
My Ass.
Period.
by Sally Warner
Dallas record store clerk
In America's modern workplace, it's getting harder for proprietors and managers to deal with a vast spectrum of employees' sensitivities created by our ultra-politically correct society.
Each day is a battlefield, where employers must maneuver around the landmines of the 'feelings' employees mistake for rights.
What ever happened to freedom of speech?
What ever happened to employers setting the tone of the workplace?
What happened to coworkers getting to know each other?
What happened to joking around?
I'm not sure I even want to be a business owner any more.
See that right there?
That's my ass.
And see that on it?
That's your hand.
Your hand should never touch my ass.
This isn't about free speech.
This isn't about political correctness.
It's about you not touching my ass.
Ever.
I took this job to save up for a car and spending money next year in college.
I didn't take it for some fat, smelly bastard to compensate for having no sex life by touching my underage ass.
