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why it’s not funny

Marmaduke Dumblebaum is the worst type of human being.
Luckily for P.F. Jones, Dumblebaum is greedy, short-sighted and easily-manipulated.
The New York senator defends anything P.F. Jones, I.J.I. or one of its subsidiaries does, like Integrated Technologies venturing into the voting machine market.
He even appointed himself the congressional authority on time-travel right before P.F. Jones launched the Temporal News Program.
Dumblebaum's recently been criticized for accepting campaign contributions from China and for affairs revealed in Madam Yang's Psychic Column.