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Post Parent Company May Have Kinda, Sorta Tried to Start a War for Profit |
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Tim Tebow Leaves God an Angry Voicemail | ||
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Rick Santorum Refuses Another 'Frothy' Cappuccino on Campaign Trail |
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Google+ Considers Starting a Facebook Page |
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DON'T CLICK THIS! IT JUST GOES BACK TO THE SABOTAGED- |
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VP Biden Ruins White House Costume Ball | ||
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PharmaJones in Hot Water After Mixing Up Hyper Activity, Erectile Disfunction Medications | ||
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Wall Street Bankers Begin Buying, Selling Protesters |
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Steve Jobs Relieved to Not Be in Hell | ||
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Facebook to Stream Heroin, Cocaine | ||
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Governor Perry Thanks God, Satan for Success |
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RETRACTION: There is no pirate treasure buried beneath Sunrise Apartments. Sorry. |
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Sunday's Best magazine: September 11th Anniversary Issue | ||
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GOP Candidates Discuss Best Way to Ruin America by Next Fall | ||
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'Fashion Police' Kill 17 Fashion Victims |
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'Bar Rescue' to Prop Up More Unfit Bar Owners |
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Plaintiffs Awarded for 'LOST' Hours | ||
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Charlie Sheen 'Haunting' Set of 'Two and a Half Men' | ||
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Zelda's First Column: Someone Put a Chip in My Head! |
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'America's Got Talent' Judges Unsure If They Want to See Casey Anthony's Talent |
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'Pray the Black Away' Clinic Struggling in Tough Economy |
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Buddhist Monks Patiently Awaiting a Late Amy Winehouse | ||
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Debt Ceiling Talks Suspended for Shark Week | ||
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Chrone Osphere Seen Fleeing Neverland |
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Teen Trying to Masterbate His Way |
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Post Owner Caught on Sex Tape with Michelle Obama |
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Post Owner Stickin' It to Rupert Murdoch | ||
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Thanks for Making Me a Defacto Rapist | ||
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Rep Bachmann Making Staff 'Uneasy' with Unprompted Laxative Endorsements |
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I'm a Pretty Princess by Chip Foxx |
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Casey Anthony, God Lose Bets on Verdict |
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Megalomaiancs, Gold-diggers Try Their Hands at Speed-dating |
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Keith Olbermann's Doing Community Service on Al Gore's Pretend TV Network |
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You Know You Still Need Me, Baby by Bill Clinton |
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Big Weddings Legitimize Any Whore, even my cousin Bethany |
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Congressman Weiner Apologizes for Last Name |
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Comedian Cleared in Heckler Slaying |
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Next IMF Leader Promises She'd Be 'Less Rapey' |
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Biblical Rapture Expected Sometime After Lunch | ||
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MSNBC Waiting to Contradict Next Thing Fox Says | ||
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Mississippi Declared One Big, Shitty Disaster |
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Bin Laden's Kirk Cameron Collection Auctioned on eBay | ||
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Birthers Convice President Obama That He Really Is a Foreigner |
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Morning After Post Keeps Plagerizing Our Stories |
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Brendan Fraser Threatens Moviegoers with Another 'Mummy' Sequel | ||
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Man Researching Government Shutdown Ends Up Watching Clips of 'West Wing' Instead | ||
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'Tech Bitches' Somehow Offensive |
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Condom Still Stuck to Liz Taylor's Hollywood Star |
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Glenn Beck Spends Weekend Trying to Pin Tsunami on President Obama |
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Moammar Gadhafi to Cede Power of Libya for 423 Kittens |
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You Should Shop at PleasureMax Adult Superstore! (I Never Got the Whole 'Conflict of Interest' Thing) |
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Sheen Reveals Antics Were Part of Mockumentary | |
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