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November 12, 2007 - London, England - Buys the Guardian U.K. over Iced Mochas at Starbucks.
October 31, 2007 - Rio de Janeiro - Receipts indicate he celebrated Halloween at a beach resort party.
August 2, 2007 – Doha, Qatar – Spotted at al-Jazeera’s television headquarters, abruptly being thrown out after, what we can only guess, was an insulting bid to buy a network that, apparently, was never for sale in the first place.
July 4, 2007 – Breckenridge, CO – Celebrated Independence Day in the town rumored to hide his secret plantation. All we know is he spent over $300 that week on prophylactics and cookie dough.
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March 23, 2007 – Ft Lauderdale, FL – Purchased a Latin dance club at the suggestion of curly-haired model. He may have also been seen walking a pug.
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The I.J.I. Board of Directors
would like to humbly ask its readers and viewers for their help in a
delicate matter.
You see, our visionary leader P.F. Jones is -well, let’s just
say- flighty.
The last time we saw him in an official capacity was to launch his pet project, the Temporal News Program, in 2006 and the last time he reported to his office regularly was in 2004. more
