Returning American Soldier Realizes That
He Left His Favorite Porno Back in Iraq

Captain Kurt Atkinson was devastated to discover upon returning to the U.S. that he had left his favorite pornographic DVD in the former Army barracks in Baghdad, Iraq.
"Shit," said Capt. Atkinson in the Cleveland Hopkins Airport while sifting through his carry-on bag.
Atkinson had hidden the film "Burka Bimbos" inside a Slipknot CD case while packing.
"Smitty was poking around my stuff the other night. That bastard swiped some of my CDs," accused Atkinson.
He believes First Lieutenant Wallace "Smitty" Smith took the porno out of his luggage and probably left it in Iraq.
"I knew I should've ripped that," he said.
Atkinson said he's never been able to find adequate burka pornography on the internet and doubts his wife will understand his new fetish for heavily-covered middle-eastern women.

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