The National Football League announced Friday that they are barring their players from any future matrimony and/or child conception without voiding their contracts. "This is the only way we can hope to avoid these domestic violence issues," said NFL Commissioner Robert Goodell. "These guys are violent monsters that shouldn't be allowed near women or children." Goodell said he was tired of trying to keep up the image of his organization while player continually make news beating their wives and children... more